Steamrollin

Because smooshing things is fun.

So awhile back Adam and I were having dinner and I asked, "What's the first thing you'd squish if you had a steamroller?" Without hesitation he excitedly replied, "A CHICKEN!"

So we rented a steamroller. They're surprisingly fast.

We gave people a few days to go out and fetch things that they'd like to smoosh. You never know what you'll find at a goodwill. And you never know how bad various "value" meats will smell.

And mustard + compression = mustard all over Chris.

This is a good idea.

Even the normally reserved secretly want to smush things.

And bubble wrap... classic.

So yeah...... weeeeedeeoh time.

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