Prepare to waste time.

Don't whine to me if you get fired either....

 

He's got the internet goin' nuts...

 

more facts from the internet...

whenever i used to toss stuff to my dog it just hit it in the head

7 Incredible Natural Phenomena you've never seen

my god... i can't stop clicking

animals suck

i guess this is funnier if you're in IT

awesome death wishes

stupid mastadons

volunteering, white ninja style

rampant badassery

as if we needed more reasons...

it's the simple things...

less popular ben franklin quotes

don't tell africa

BOO!

this truck may be stuck

butt seckssplosury

me want wing

ooooooohhhh caaaannaaddaaaa!!!

one for the history books

jesus... this man will not die

because skydiving wasn't dangerous enough

pee wee and chris have something in common

the monkeysphere

"i want my dollar or my taco, bitch"

this has been my theory for years

White people crack me up more

Minorities crack me up

I <3 the AK-47

Yesss... midget rap

human tetris

most of these people are going to kill themselves afterwards

do not play tag with these kids

man... that's almost enough to get bored on the way down

chris must have been a producer for this music video

Stupid crosswalk

now THAT'S a date night

now THAT is a zipline

really the interesting part is that people just drive past it like it's normal

gonna need a bandaid

why the hell is this a sport?

making fun of people rules

it's sorta like watching a hamster run on a wheel... except the hamster is killing the wheel

i love this commentator... he should do all sports

you already know where this is going, and it is still funnier than you think

i have to set one of these off every morning to get out of bed.

just remember when you watch this that not only do these people get to vote... they get to breed!

this is for making me watch biodome!

ha! poo shower!

ronald mcdonald does battle

the truth keeps getting less convenient for mr gore.

YES!

knock knock

twirl-a-squirrel

Al Gore hates global warming.....wait

no effing thank you

well, i guess i have another reason to buy a hummer

death failing to claim it's rightful victims

how desperate are army recruiters?

Mr. Sulu owns Tim Hardaway

Christian Adult Movie Awards

Note to self: do no sneak up on this man

i mean.... if this lady thinks the kid almost dying is funny, imagine what she thinks is sexy!

this man does not win.

real life vs the internet

insert joke about women drivers here

gummi bear...in hell!

how to load vista

face = ruined

now THIS is a decent reason to have a blog

this is not normal

reminds me of me on the mechanical bull...

haha, cancer

stupid internet... thinks its so smart

good fishy... niiiiiiiiiice fishy

wwjd? wwypd.

one time i jumped off a 25ft rock into a river and i swear the river tried to push my swimtrunks up my butt. i bet this guy got them in his teeth.

only a guy who hits as softly with a pillow as this dude would cry so much after getting hit by one

dumb and dumber meets horror

apache vs lotus

kill him, it's fun

crap. this explains the liquid ban on airlines.

nifty army toys of the future.

tickle me emo

roads that make you say "oh... fuck no."

if this happens to you, you will fall down.

go to indiana, 4th law. adam owes indiana like 600 trillion dollars.

a cute animal frolicking

I, of course, want the squirrel exploder.

Hooray for vice!

Jesus Christ in heaven riding a brontosaurus backwards.

"Weren't Sun Chips healthy enough for you, you goddamn hippie bastards?"

anti-everything gun

kkkramer!

mario vs gta3

ligers O_O

stop motion pirate rap

butter...

um.. they used real bodies... AWESOME.

you LOSE. good DAY sir.

polar bears = murder and ruined snow

thank you south park, for taking what i've been saying for years and putting it out for everyone to see.

holy crap...

i found this site a long long time ago. just look for awhile.

um... somebody paid money to put this up...

yo me gusta candy! whooo!

i believe in the future

take that childhood memories!

wait...raped by a donkey?

captain planet, and the apocalypse ponies...

"sometimes I think aol users get just what they deserve"

well executed

the fresh prince, of HELL AIRE

i wish you were a teapot

hehehe, neuticles

it's odd, they all looked so surprised

dr cosby

more cosby..in fact, a whole house of cosby's.

hunting deer with a 12 pound cannon......

crack from iraq

bat country, my anti-drug

gramma ray burst!

it's all about the line with the eyepatch

the most wildly entertaining nonsensical music video ever

Never mix bollocks and air rifles.

You can count on me, but only up to 15

the way it was intended to by played

like emmanuel lewis being shot out of a cannon...

emo ice cream!

stop motion, but moreso

read the stories

well this is a relief

the squirrelapult

we shall soon know...but if you do you won't remember i guess.

odds of being sued by riaa

bob is gonna try this someday

are you mighty?

wait a minute...that's not a sore shoulder muscle hanging between your legs...

how could a couch race go wrong?

here, let me take your picture

"I don't know why everyone does not share my delight with explosives. If they don't, it has to be some abhorrent character defect."

rollin with saget

murderiffic gadgets!

by bed i mean ethnic, and time i mean cleansing

i hope kimmy is dead

these never get less funny...but never for the right reasons...

this sounds official to me

if you steal a sidekick...don't take pictures of yourself.

really bad tattoos

99% of you won't find this funny. adam will just ask what 1337 is.

david the gnome is a pedophile (wait until the end)

fucksocks

YES. EARTH SANDWICH.

930.9 is my best...I AM ALL THAT IS MAN.

i'll take 2

jet....propelled........go cart

oh noes, karate'd in the face

ew.

dance you silly bastards, dance.

blazen hazen is apt, because i want to kill it with fire

yes, standard operating procedure.

red lights, shmed lights...this is me on the way to work (see info on page)

Classic.

ka-fuhreakin-BOOM

i don't know if it's right or wrong, i just know i wouldn't want to get a brick in the mail

who hasn't had this happen

the easter bunny hates you.

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!

Never pay another DVD rewind fee again!

man, excitebike is still the best game ever

"I’m just kind of disappointed, black guys, that you let this happen on your watch."

BRILLIANT!

click here for cheap laughs...my favorite part is when he's sliding on his head

Because giving some Schlappy makes everybody happy.

gonna be akward

no more coat hangers! yay!

hobo lingo?

bother bother bother bother

the first name in butt concealment?

now and then

Elmo rapping?

i didn't see it coming, so i KNOW the 'roo didn't

oh, that's why the duke died.

creative...so much hate

silly mortals

i really like this concept, because i really hate reality tv

i want to step on it

Muslim man complaint box.

Why you should eat meat.

Only a guy named skippy.

...what a douche

Oh MAN is this true. I <3 my Mosin Nagant.

teh poops

wonder how long that took to do in paint

Haha Hitlerdog, you card.

This clip is immortal.

Part 1

Part 2

The Japanese are insane. 'Nuff said.

Violence is my anti-drug

This will make you want to quit life.

Only here by request...

You're not german, you're an idiot.

Silly emo kids, making up words.

I resemble that remark.

Well I'll be damned.

A nickle to anyone who gets the bigger joke.

watch this first

watch this second...

mouse = teh 0wnz0r3r

The Ultimate Showdown. Oh yes.

bush voted president of iraq, and more!

yeah...i'm sure he really wanted to go back to california

cowboys? more like um...(insert something clever here)

Colonel Angus

28 pages of motivation

KaPOW

haha, take that you whores.

wienerdog....vs lion?

"I'm going to shoot him in his toodles"

old people crack me up

How do you not know this?

Micheal Jackson Forever!

"YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE LAW OF INVERSE PROPORTIONS!"

Secrets

Wiener

A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

Eff spiders. Seriously.

THAT'S what that homeless guy was muttering about.

Even for here this is in poor taste. Don't click this. I am still Laughing.

Alpha Kappa Qaeda, it's Allah of fun.

Santa+Rufies=Offensive.

For the fans of schifty five.

Well, it's the llama song.

Interesting, but I find myself struggling to care.

Death by caffeine

She shit on my dog!

Speed dating with a serial killer

ball hoisting technology

oops

RUSSIAN SQUIRRELS OF DOOM!

Q-Unit, bitches

i always wondered if that happened

umm, an elifino?

poo is icky

wow...i hope i never get in a fight with him

i think i was 15 the first time i saw this video. since then i have seen it at least eleventy billion times, and it is still funny.

T-shirt Hell vs Christmas

Spread the word!

Because gay people are scary, son.

A man with a tiny guitar sings the word penis. Tee Hee.

Bike spokes + Foot = Hilarity

The Exorcism of Evan Rose

The Bob Dylan of pedophiles...sorta nsfw....I think...

I WILL DOWNSIZE YOUR FACE...WITH A SHOVEL!

The last picture I ever took.

We all did it...I still do...

That's a lot of heat!

How handy!

You blew the whistle, somebody is getting raped.

Chinese Babies!

One seriously angst filled 5 year old

And she shat herself...

Ghetto style, hell yeah.

GOLFBALL VERSUS BIRD

SNAKE VERSUS KANGAROO

Liberals hate babies apparently

Scary ass babies

I fucking hate emo kids.

I fucking hate emo hair.

The story of a skank.

What seems to be the problem officer?

Seems fair.

Mr. Stabby

Mr. Stabby 2

Balloons are the devil.

Smash the bunnies.

Ralph Nader and the Lion King, you can't lose.

Schfifty-five

 

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