Forking (1-29-06)
Paul says he apologized to Bill after it happened to him.
Forking (6-11-05)

Pretty simple concept. Find friend out of town. Buy lots of forks. Put forks in ground.
Lots of forks.
That is 20 packs of 51 forks (don't ask me why they come in packs of 51...), or 1020 forks. It's really not as much as it sounds like.
It was a good start though.
At one point Dave says, "I'm placing them just far enough apart so that's too far to walk hunched over...so you have to stand up between each fork." I have to give him credit, I hadn't given it that much thought and was just slamming the things into the ground as fast as I could.

Pardon the crappy pictures...but since those involved shall not be named here I can't point fingers.
IT WAS THEM! ALL THEM! THEY MADE ME HELP!

Ahh, good times. I don't feel guilty...Bill has kids. He can tell them to pick 'em up.