Easter Egging
Allahu Eggbar
I'm not sure exactly what it is about myself or the people I associate with, but we simply cannot seem to do anything the normal way. And that's how I found myself making sixteen dozen easter eggs one night.
The first thing people always ask when this comes up is, "sweet jesus man, how long did it take to make 16 dozen easter eggs?!?". Well, I'm a professional.
When you're rocking an entire stove at once it's easy. People questioned the reasoning behind taking the time to actually hard boil them. I have several good reasons... but the best one is named Adam (R). If I had a nickel for every egg he dropped this project would have been paid for. All the same, they were hard boiled... so no worries. And besides... we took the time to decorate every last one of them. So maybe time wasn't a concern.
A lot of love was put into these eggs.
Perhaps funnier than having Tucker and Rebecca walk out of their house in the morning to see a yard full of Easter eggs is the thought of every neighbor that drove by before they could get them up. Every person driving by and going wait... why do they have a couple hundred Easter eggs in their yard in the middle of summer?
As it would happen, they weren't the first to discover the eggs. Their dog was. Crunch crunch crunch.
Intel from our double agent from the next day:
Actually... the assault itself would have gone off flawlessly if aforementioned double agent was not so easily spooked. Note to self: do not rob bank with Jess.