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I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE
And how you can participate in this great feat.
*Update* The list. (1-9-06)
So a few weeks back Adam, Dave, Mike, and myself had gone out to Argosy Casino's buffet for steak and over the course of the evening I stumbled across a new goal.
I ate 9 species of animal in one meal.
I thought this to be terribly funny, and something to brag about...but not much more after that. Then an idea started to form in that sanguineous miasma we so fearfully refer to as my mind.
I want to eat as many different species of animal as I can gather in one sitting.
I will call this: Operation Noah's Ark
I am going to make a trip to Jungle Jim's and make a list of all the animals they offer for consumption. I will try and come up with a per unit price, and tally up how much each person will be responsible for contributing (this isn't effing unicef). The more animals I can find, the less of each we will want to eat to make sure we have room for all of them. But all the same, you will be able to say you ate octopus\elk\whatever the hell else I can find.
Update: We have a location. Don S.'s relative has most generously offered his house, some cash, AND a half barrel of beer to our cause. The one and obvious rule is that if you drink you either stay the night of have a DD. Thanks to him for providing the location and letting us crash there when if we drink too much.
It will be held on *TBA*. Start time to be established.
On to the next point. As I've stated before, I can't trust most of you to look at your own work schedules and figure them out. Until you give me money, you are NOT showing up.
Pretty simple, eh? I'll give you the address when you chip in. That way I don't have to worry about you not showing up, and then...what to do with 10 extra pounds of kangaroo. I'm not asking for much, just that you help out. As you can imagine it can get costly to buy almost 100 species of animal.
Which brings me to the trip to Jungle Jim's. Mike and I ran out there and identified 92 species of animal. I will try and hit triple digits before the operation commences but it will be tricky. Just because you can see them in the zoo, or buy them in the pet store (hmmmmmz...) doesn't mean you can find them labelled for consumption.
We will gather these animals, and have a plan for cooking them.
Then, one by one (counter to Noah's 2 by 2 I know, but if it is nasty who will want a second?), we will blaze a path through the animal kingdom and remind every last one of them who is at the top of the food chain...and who wears who as a coat.
All are welcome, but at some point it may be necessary to cap the guest list! Reserve a place now!
Coming soon:
Guest list.
Contact me and I will compile a list.
Remember, we're doing it for the kids.